Your blog is so stupid Rosie O’Donell made fun of it in free verse on her blog.
Your blog is so boring Nick Denton wants to pay you $1000 a month not to write.
Your blog is like a pedestrian walkway: no traffic.
Your blog is so self-indulgent Stephanie Klein sent you a box of tampons and a note that says, “Get over it.”
Your blog is so badly written it got you your own column at the New York Press.
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