SUICIDE SQUEEZE, by Victor Gischler
(originally posted on March 17, 2005)
Who'd have thought a baseball card would inspire such a high body count? But when it's a 1954 Joe DiMaggio card, well, anything's possible, especially when you add in an incredibly idiotic insurance scam, some kitsch-obsessed Yakuza, and Conner Samson, a guy who used to get everything he wanted but is now stuck repossessing boats, losing out on the affections of the nympho woman of his dreams, and oh yeah -- trying not to get killed. It's fast and fun, though I do wish there'd been a slightly better ending...